I am puke
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
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