i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
its not stalking. its research.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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