found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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