It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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