About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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