Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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