this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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