hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!