Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down