i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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