Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I will pee on everything he values.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
