Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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