Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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