Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Farmville is her only friend.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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