yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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