Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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