I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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