i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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