i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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