Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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