just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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