Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
