I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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