i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize