hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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