hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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