I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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