About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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