Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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