Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Randomize
