just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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