you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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