God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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