You're so nebulous sometimes
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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