I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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