he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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