loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.