CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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