And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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