Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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