i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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