As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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