Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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