is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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