We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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