What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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