Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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