I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
