North Korea, Best Korea!
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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