Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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