How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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