Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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