can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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