I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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