I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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