yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
he fucked my hip out of place.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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