what day is it and did you see me today?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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